https://crystal.castle.cc/tag/watermelon/ Recent content in Watermelon on adventures of an omnomnomnivore in NYC Hugo en-US Sat, 06 Sep 2014 11:01:13 -0400 https://crystal.castle.cc/2014/09/06/how-to-carve-a-sharkmelon/ Sat, 06 Sep 2014 11:01:13 -0400 https://crystal.castle.cc/2014/09/06/how-to-carve-a-sharkmelon/ <p><img fetchpriority="high" decoding="async" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-2666" src="https://crystal.castle.cc/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/0IMG_20140810_121534-1024x768.jpg" alt="0IMG_20140810_121534" width="640" height="480" /></p> <blockquote><p>I always thought it would be an earthquake that would be the end of Los Angeles. Or a meteor shower. Zombies even. Black plague. Aliens. But sharks? Come on!</p></blockquote> <p>If you aren&#8217;t familiar with <em>Sharknado</em>, it&#8217;s the made-for-TV movie about sharks that get caught in a hurricane and rain down terror on an unsuspecting L.A. I&#8217;ll be the first to admit this isn&#8217;t <em>Citizen Kane</em>, but if you enjoy so-bad-it&#8217;s-good movies along the lines of <em>Snakes on a Plane</em>, then you&#8217;ll probably like <em>Sharknado</em>. And if you don&#8217;t have a fine appreciation for the kind of movie that you drink to, then clearly you have misplaced priorities. 😉</p>